Wecome to Ozzie Mandrill's Pirate Transmogrification Academy |
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Welcome to Ozzie Mandrill's Pirate Transmogrification Academy! Just by entering this site you will be on your way from filthy grog-swilling pirates to friendly, productive members of society. Our one and only school is located on Knuttin Atoll, and is protected from other degenerates by Admiral Casaba. Why do you need to come to this school you ask? BECAUSE YOUR SCUMM SUCKING PIRATES AND SHOULD BE DRAGGED OUT INTO THE STREET, AND SHOT LIKE THE DOGS YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!! So please enter this site and become a productive member of society. |
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